Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Day twenty-six

Bob Fogarty waited until the following morning's production meeting to make his complaint. He wanted his objections to be noted publicly. It was difficult for him to find his moment because Geraldine was roaring with laughter so much as she recalled Sally's unlikely take on the weekly task.
'All I'm trying to do is persuade them to feel each other up and it turns out I'm a champion of minority rights. Anyway, all ethnic and sexual bollocks aside, Dervla will have to get them out for the lads or nobody gets a drink next week.'
Fogarty had to stand up to get her attention. 'Geraldine, we are coercing this girl into taking her clothes off against her wishes.'
'Yes, Bob, we all know that.Why are you standing up ?'
'Because , I think it's morally corrupt.'
(From the book Dead Famous, by Ben Elton)

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